The DPHD saga continues

All through this week, my mind has been occupied with my upcoming trip. What to pack, what to wear and how to pack it. You name it.

And to top it off, I recently got a notice from the online retailer in regards to my Diccionario Panhispánico de Dudas. Or to be exact, why I am not getting it yet.

I need to know. Is there some sort of dictionary crisis that somehow manages to escape unnoticed by the press, ATA, etc? Do I need to buy one in the black market? Is there even a black market for this? What is going on?