Honestly. Given my current computer troubles and having to have my motherboard replaced, I tried to use a clever pun on the word motherboard ("my motherboard, myself"? Wasn't that a title of an episode of Sex and the City?) Apparently, my brain is devoid of inspiration after working on this project that is due Monday.
The good news is that despite a week's delay, I was able to restart my translation project and should be able to meet my deadline. The bad news? Not all programs work the way they are supposed to. As long as I retain Internet access and remain capable of using TRADOS and Word, I should be fine.